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Remove the skin like a sweater

Jul 27 '14

(Source: neilaglet)

Jul 27 '14

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

Jul 27 '14
Jul 27 '14

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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(Source: raidoucoolzunoha)

Jul 27 '14
hautedeath:

APEX PREDATOR SHOES BY FANTICH & YOUNG.

hautedeath:

APEX PREDATOR SHOES BY FANTICH & YOUNG.

Jul 27 '14
Jul 27 '14
babygoatsandfriends:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

babygoatsandfriends:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

Jul 27 '14

wolf-of-death-valley:

thestormygail:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

I’d be a god damn horse person and none of my pants would fit, I couldn’t live in my house, and I couldn’t use a toilet.

I’m glad you said something, Stormy. I saw this post yesterday and cringed.

Hooves are not convenient lmao

Jul 27 '14

patrickat:

50 Shades is to the kink community what Sharknado was to meteorology.

Jul 27 '14
we-are-naughty:

I got her so wet she was begging me to give her the cums she had been waiting for…


"Give her the cums""GIVE HER THE CUMS"Ģį’vəHəřŢhəÇŮM§Areyoukiddingme

we-are-naughty:

I got her so wet she was begging me to give her the cums she had been waiting for…

"Give her the cums"

"GIVE HER THE CUMS"
Ģį’vəHəřŢhəÇŮM§

Areyoukiddingme

Jul 27 '14

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

I’d be a god damn horse person and none of my pants would fit, I couldn’t live in my house, and I couldn’t use a toilet.

Jul 27 '14
  • Science teacher: What is the difference between venom and poison?
  • Me: Venom is black metal and Poison is glam metal.
Jul 27 '14

kiyza:

Hey Tumblr, how about some cute pictures of giant snakes?

This is Julius, a female albino Burmese python from Germany. You might know her from a viral video a little while back where she showed that she could open doors. She unfortunately passed away last year, but I thought it would be nice to post a photoset. She has a Facebook page in the source with more photos.

(Source: facebook.com)

Jul 27 '14

(Source: viciieuse)

Jul 27 '14