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Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)
Nigga, I aint paying no 7 dollors for you to supposably teach me how to jack off. That shit better have me have an outer body experience if I have to pay 7 dollars, I better bust an out of this dimension nut for them 7 dollars
sorry that you’re so cheap? go buy videos from someone cheaper then, but just remember that you get what you pay for.
LOL at “supposably.” Jesus Christ.
LOL at “teaching” someone to jack off.
LOL at someone paying to “learn” how to jack someone off.
it’s actually part of a kink, but please continue with the diarrhea of the mouth, dickhead.
Jerk Off Instruction is a thing and has an entire niche. If its not your fetish why bash on the people making videos for it? I don’t get idiots like this. Personally I hate joi because I’m like “dude you know how to do this” but it is literally something people request so…? Don’t buy it? How hard it that for fuck sake…
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